Rant of the month

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I’m sitting in front of the tv the other day having a relaxing night when a commercial comes on and shows a guy ordering a Grilled Cheese off the kids menu at a restaurant.  First off let me say that the commercial was trying to portray the guy as being embarrassed for ordering off the kids menu in order to get a grilled cheese when he clearly wasn’t.  Being a man who has ordered Grilled Cheese off of the kids menu, I can attest that I’m not embarrassed either, just stoked to get a good grilled cheese.  Anyhoo back to the commercial, so it is a Carl’s JR and they are like: “Do you like Grilled Cheeses but are afraid to order off the kids Menu?”.  Here is where they were getting me excited because I was like, “Oh man, if they have an awesome large grilled cheese sandwich at Carl’s Jr, then I’ll definitely go there”.  NO…they don’t have a Grilled Cheese but instead suggest that if you are embarrassed ordering off the kids meal to go to Carl’s Jr. and get a cheeseburger.  Uhh….Hello!!!  A Cheeseburger is not a Grilled Cheese.  While both of them have cheese and bread they are not the same.  It is like saying, you like beef stew?  Then you’d love the new tacos we have.  Both have beef…so they are the same, right?

Damn you Carl’s Jr.  Next time talk to people who actually order Grilled Cheese off the kids menu before you blatantly slap them in the face.

And that is my Rant of the month.

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